OK...stay with me on this one....

Every picture tells a story, don’t it...?

Jayne has made it VERY clear that I am NOT to take any pictures of her (as she is always working and not ‘done up’...but don’t take any pictures of me anyway, OK?).

On Sport Relief Day as I was snapping shots of various people, I found myself quite accidentally pointing the camera at Jayne and Singing Rachael who were standing next to each other (and if you believe that...). Somehow---I don’t know how really---my finger just involuntarily hit the shutter button and this is the picture I snapped...

...as you can plainly see, my life at this moment was now in the balance...

...mincemeat was a definite possibility...

...thankfully, Jayne decided ‘to hell with it’ and posed with Rachael and I was saved from purgatory!

‘Surprised the hell out of me, I can tell you!

    WHEW!